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[dun]

Why does a milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder!

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Appropriate headline.

 

[john250]

You should move to Branson.

 

[TCRanch]

How do you count cows? With a cowculator!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Dun, see what you started?

 

[Nesikep]

 

[Margonme]

Ha.

 

[Bestoutwest]

What did one cow say to the other on the bus?
Will you please mooooove over. :banana:

 

[Alan]

Sometimes a joke is so dumb I just have to laugh.

 

[greybeard]

This one was so dumb it was voted 'joke of the year' by some humor website a few years ago.
What's long and sticky and looks like a stick?
A stick.
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