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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Loin" data-source="post: 866358" data-attributes="member: 5601"><p>A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.</p><p></p><p>While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.</p><p></p><p>Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.</p><p>She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.</p><p></p><p>He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said....</p><p></p><p>You'll love this... Yep. I know you will..</p><p></p><p>"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Why did the blonde keep empty beer bottles in her refrigerator?</p><p></p><p>For her friends who didn't drink.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A blonde walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor.</p><p></p><p>I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, "Oh no! Not again!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?</p><p>Pregnant with twins</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Loin, post: 866358, member: 5601"] A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.... You'll love this... Yep. I know you will.. "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS." Why did the blonde keep empty beer bottles in her refrigerator? For her friends who didn't drink. A blonde walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, "Oh no! Not again!" What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins [/QUOTE]
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