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<blockquote data-quote="Kathie in Thorp" data-source="post: 866342" data-attributes="member: 16769"><p>After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ...</p><p>"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched</p><p>a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl.</p><p></p><p>Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen</p><p>TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up</p><p>your side of things."</p><p>Bro-in-Law passed this one along . . . .</p><p></p><p>My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl</p><p>and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,</p><p>sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.</p><p></p><p>Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kathie in Thorp, post: 866342, member: 16769"] After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." Bro-in-Law passed this one along . . . . My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems. [/QUOTE]
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