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<blockquote data-quote="Frankie" data-source="post: 367606" data-attributes="member: 13"><p>An attractive blond walked into a bar and ordered three glasses of beer.</p><p></p><p>The bartender gave her the beer, but suggested to her that she might want to order one at a time. One beer might go flat while she drank the other two.</p><p></p><p>She thanked him for his suggestion, but said "my two sisters and I always enjoyed a beer together. Now they have moved across the world and we can't drink together. So I get three beers, one for each of us." The bartender understood and said nothing more.</p><p></p><p>As the weeks went by, she came into the bar on a regular basis and ordered her three beers. She became a regular and no one even noticed the oddity.</p><p></p><p>Then one night she came in and only ordered two beers. The regulars grew quiet. Finally someone asked her how her sisters were doing and about the two beers.</p><p></p><p>"Oh," she said, "my sisters are fine. My husband and I just joined the Baptist church and don't drink any more. But that doesn't affect my sister's drinking."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Frankie, post: 367606, member: 13"] An attractive blond walked into a bar and ordered three glasses of beer. The bartender gave her the beer, but suggested to her that she might want to order one at a time. One beer might go flat while she drank the other two. She thanked him for his suggestion, but said "my two sisters and I always enjoyed a beer together. Now they have moved across the world and we can't drink together. So I get three beers, one for each of us." The bartender understood and said nothing more. As the weeks went by, she came into the bar on a regular basis and ordered her three beers. She became a regular and no one even noticed the oddity. Then one night she came in and only ordered two beers. The regulars grew quiet. Finally someone asked her how her sisters were doing and about the two beers. "Oh," she said, "my sisters are fine. My husband and I just joined the Baptist church and don't drink any more. But that doesn't affect my sister's drinking." [/QUOTE]
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