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<blockquote data-quote="WVcowpatty:)" data-source="post: 186166" data-attributes="member: 1304"><p>Amy, a blond Texan City girl, marries a Texas rancher. </p><p>One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the </p><p>rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man </p><p>is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. </p><p>I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's </p><p>stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when </p><p>he gets here, okay?" </p><p> </p><p>The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial </p><p>insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. </p><p>Amy takes him down to the barn. </p><p> </p><p>They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here." </p><p> </p><p>Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditty </p><p>blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" </p><p> </p><p>"That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains. </p><p></p><p>Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" </p><p> </p><p>She tells him as she walks away, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." </p><p> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WVcowpatty:), post: 186166, member: 1304"] Amy, a blond Texan City girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?" The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one . . . right here." Terribly impressed by what he assumed was just another ditty blond, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple -- by the nail over its stall," Amy explains. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She tells him as she walks away, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." :) [/QUOTE]
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