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Blind Man in Biker Bar
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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 522370" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. </p><p> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting </p><p> there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'</p><p> </p><p> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, </p><p> the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's </p><p> only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: </p><p> </p><p> 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. </p><p> 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. </p><p> 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. </p><p> 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. </p><p> 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. </p><p> </p><p> Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke? </p><p> </p><p> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, </p><p> 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 522370, member: 3193"] A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times [/QUOTE]
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