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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 183743" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.</p><p></p><p>He goes to Richmond to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.</p><p></p><p>The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."</p><p></p><p>The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."</p><p></p><p>Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.</p><p></p><p>The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 183743, member: 1448"] A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Richmond to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!" [/QUOTE]
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