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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 178988" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>There was this tall lanky cowboy sitting at a bar when a married lady happened to notice his unusually large boots. She walked over and shyly asked if it was true what she had heard about men with large feet. </p><p>He proudly announced "Yes Maa'm - it is and I would gladly go out back and show you" </p><p>She declined revealing to him that she was married. Returning to her seat, she ordered another drink. Thinking to herself that her husband was out of town and she had never done anything like this before, she went back to the cowboy and asked him to spend the night with her. </p><p>The next morning the woman woke up and handed the cowboy a $100 bill. </p><p>Blushing the cowboy declined and said "Gosh Ma'am - I'm terribly flattered, but it was all my pleasure - You don't got to pay me" </p><p>Handing it to him again the woman said " Don't be flattered - Just take it and get yourself some boots that fit "!!!!!! :shock:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 178988, member: 1448"] There was this tall lanky cowboy sitting at a bar when a married lady happened to notice his unusually large boots. She walked over and shyly asked if it was true what she had heard about men with large feet. He proudly announced "Yes Maa'm - it is and I would gladly go out back and show you" She declined revealing to him that she was married. Returning to her seat, she ordered another drink. Thinking to herself that her husband was out of town and she had never done anything like this before, she went back to the cowboy and asked him to spend the night with her. The next morning the woman woke up and handed the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing the cowboy declined and said "Gosh Ma'am - I'm terribly flattered, but it was all my pleasure - You don't got to pay me" Handing it to him again the woman said " Don't be flattered - Just take it and get yourself some boots that fit "!!!!!! :shock: [/QUOTE]
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