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<blockquote data-quote="Ryan" data-source="post: 169227" data-attributes="member: 615"><p>I thought this was hilarious... Enjoy!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p><strong>THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER </p><p><em>[Imagine that!] </em></p><p></p><p>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says </p><p><em>[No, really?] </em></p><p></p><p>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ! </p><p><em>[ That'll stop 'em. ] </em></p><p> </p><p>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? </p><p><em>[Not if I wipe thoroughly!] </em></p><p> </p><p>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over </p><p><em>[What a guy!] </em></p><p></p><p>Miners Refuse to Work after Death </p><p><em>[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!] </em></p><p></p><p>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant </p><p><em>[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]</em> </p><p></p><p>War Dims Hope for Peace </p><p><em>[I can see where it might have that effect!]</em> </p><p></p><p>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile </p><p><em>[You think?]</em> </p><p></p><p>Cold Wave! Linked to Temperatures </p><p><em>[Who would have thought!]</em> </p><p></p><p>Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide </p><p><em>[They may be on to something!] </em></p><p></p><p>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges </p><p>[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] </p><p></p><p>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge </p><p><em>[he probably IS the battery charge!] </em></p><p></p><p>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger </p><p>Test Group </p><p><em>[Weren't they fat enough?!] </em></p><p></p><p>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft </p><p><em>[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]</em> </p><p></p><p>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks </p><p><em>[Taste like chicken?]</em> </p><p></p><p>Local High </p><p>School Dropouts Cut In Half </p><p><em>[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] </em></p><p></p><p>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors </p><p><em>[Boy, are they tall!] </em></p><p></p><p><strong>And the winner is.... </strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ryan, post: 169227, member: 615"] I thought this was hilarious... Enjoy!! :D :D [b]THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005: [/b] CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER [i][Imagine that!] [/i] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [i][No, really?] [/i] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ! [i][ That'll stop 'em. ] [/i] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [i][Not if I wipe thoroughly!] [/i] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [i][What a guy!] [/i] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [i][No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!] [/i] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [i][See if that works any better than a fair trial!][/i] War Dims Hope for Peace [i][I can see where it might have that effect!][/i] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [i][You think?][/i] Cold Wave! Linked to Temperatures [i][Who would have thought!][/i] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [i][They may be on to something!] [/i] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [i][he probably IS the battery charge!] [/i] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [i][Weren't they fat enough?!] [/i] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [i][That's what he gets for eating those beans!][/i] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [i][Taste like chicken?][/i] Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half [i][Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] [/i] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [i][Boy, are they tall!] [/i] [b]And the winner is.... [/b] Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [/QUOTE]
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