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<blockquote data-quote="*Cowgirl*" data-source="post: 329765" data-attributes="member: 4045"><p>Hillary and Bill were on vacation one weekend, and decided to go for a drive to see the beautiful countryside. After a while, they needed to stop for gas. They pulled into the tiny gas station, and out walked a man to help them. Hillary looked up and screamed at the top of her lungs, "Oh my God! Charley? Is that you? I can't believe it!" </p><p></p><p>She leapt out of the car and gave the man a big hug, and proceeded to talk with the man for a long time. After they were finished talking, they hugged again, and Hillary got back in the car. </p><p></p><p>As they were driving away, Bill turned to Hillary and asked, "Honey, who was that?" </p><p></p><p>That was Charley, an old boyfriend of mine," he responded. "We dated for a long time, and almost got married." </p><p></p><p>"Oh." said Bill. "Well I guess you're glad you married me instead." </p><p></p><p>"Why do you say that?" asked Hillary. </p><p></p><p>"Because he's only a gas station attendant, and I'm the President of the United States." exclaimed Bill. </p><p></p><p>"I don't see how that has anything to do with any- thing." said Hillary. "If I would've married Charley, HE'D be the President!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="*Cowgirl*, post: 329765, member: 4045"] Hillary and Bill were on vacation one weekend, and decided to go for a drive to see the beautiful countryside. After a while, they needed to stop for gas. They pulled into the tiny gas station, and out walked a man to help them. Hillary looked up and screamed at the top of her lungs, "Oh my God! Charley? Is that you? I can't believe it!" She leapt out of the car and gave the man a big hug, and proceeded to talk with the man for a long time. After they were finished talking, they hugged again, and Hillary got back in the car. As they were driving away, Bill turned to Hillary and asked, "Honey, who was that?" That was Charley, an old boyfriend of mine," he responded. "We dated for a long time, and almost got married." "Oh." said Bill. "Well I guess you're glad you married me instead." "Why do you say that?" asked Hillary. "Because he's only a gas station attendant, and I'm the President of the United States." exclaimed Bill. "I don't see how that has anything to do with any- thing." said Hillary. "If I would've married Charley, HE'D be the President!" [/QUOTE]
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