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<blockquote data-quote="IGotMyWings" data-source="post: 877270" data-attributes="member: 8639"><p>Reminds me of a Jerry Clower bit about the lying Ledbetter boy. The church elders were going to try to break him of the habit by telling him a hue lie, so he'd see how unbecoming it was. They told him that last Sunday, in the middle of a sermon, a great big bear broke through the doors of the church, and was snarling, growling and scaring everyone. The men were going to try to fend it off with their pocket knives, but all of a sudden, this little terrier dog rushes in and flat out whooped that bear. When they asked him if he believed that story, he said, "Heck yeah! That was my dog!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="IGotMyWings, post: 877270, member: 8639"] Reminds me of a Jerry Clower bit about the lying Ledbetter boy. The church elders were going to try to break him of the habit by telling him a hue lie, so he'd see how unbecoming it was. They told him that last Sunday, in the middle of a sermon, a great big bear broke through the doors of the church, and was snarling, growling and scaring everyone. The men were going to try to fend it off with their pocket knives, but all of a sudden, this little terrier dog rushes in and flat out whooped that bear. When they asked him if he believed that story, he said, "Heck yeah! That was my dog!" [/QUOTE]
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