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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 814633" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>An Australian Love Poem. Who said Australians weren't romantic? could also be used by a Redneck. :help: </p><p></p><p>Of course I love ya darlin</p><p>You're a bloody top-notch bird</p><p>And when I say you're gorgeous</p><p>I mean every single word</p><p>So ya bum is on the big side</p><p>I don't mind a bit of flab</p><p>It means that when I'm ready</p><p>There's somethin there to grab</p><p>So your belly ain't flat no more</p><p>I tell ya, I don't care</p><p>So long as when I cuddle ya</p><p>I can get my arms round there</p><p>No sheila who is your age</p><p>Has nice round perky breasts</p><p>They just gave in to gravity</p><p>But I know ya did ya best</p><p>I'm tellin' ya the truth now</p><p>I never tell ya lies</p><p>I think it's very sexy</p><p>That you've got dimples on ya thighs</p><p>I swear on me nanna's grave now</p><p>The moment that we met</p><p>I thought you was as good as</p><p>I was ever gonna get</p><p>No matter what u look like</p><p>I'll always love ya dear</p><p>Now shut up while the footy's on</p><p>And fetch another beer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 814633, member: 3193"] An Australian Love Poem. Who said Australians weren't romantic? could also be used by a Redneck. :help: Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly ain't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy's on And fetch another beer. [/QUOTE]
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