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<blockquote data-quote="farm princess" data-source="post: 236419" data-attributes="member: 3996"><p>Out of all of those "true friend" things everyone gets--here is my favorite:</p><p></p><p>I promise to be a good friend to you by:</p><p></p><p>1. When you are sad--I will help you get drund and plot revenge against the sorry sum-b**ch who make you sad.</p><p></p><p>2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge what is choking you.</p><p></p><p>3. When you smile--I will know you finally got some??????</p><p></p><p>4. When you are scared--I will rag on you about it every chance I get.</p><p></p><p>5. When you are worried--I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.</p><p></p><p>6. When you are confused--I will use little words.</p><p></p><p>7. When you are sick--Stay the h*ll away from me until you are well--I don't want whatever you have.</p><p></p><p>8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.</p><p></p><p></p><p>This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you ask cause you are my friend.</p><p></p><p>Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="farm princess, post: 236419, member: 3996"] Out of all of those "true friend" things everyone gets--here is my favorite: I promise to be a good friend to you by: 1. When you are sad--I will help you get drund and plot revenge against the sorry sum-b**ch who make you sad. 2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge what is choking you. 3. When you smile--I will know you finally got some?????? 4. When you are scared--I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried--I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused--I will use little words. 7. When you are sick--Stay the h*ll away from me until you are well--I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you ask cause you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. [/QUOTE]
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