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<blockquote data-quote="frenchie" data-source="post: 67939" data-attributes="member: 451"><p>Subject: a message to make you laugh</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > I thought you would get a kick out of this</p><p>> > > dar</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE (ugh) GROWN UP</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > them.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 6. You watch the Weather Channel.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > next door won't turn down the stereo.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > you.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 13. Your car insurance goes down and! your car payments go up.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > leftovers.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM!</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > beginning of one.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM! would severely</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > upset, rather than settle, your stomach.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > never going to drink that much again."</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > real work.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > old butt.</p><p>> > > </p><p>> > > </p><p>> ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="frenchie, post: 67939, member: 451"] Subject: a message to make you laugh > > > > > > I thought you would get a kick out of this > > > dar > > > > > > > > > 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE (ugh) GROWN UP > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of > > > > > > them. > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. > > > > > > > > > > > > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. > > > > > > > > > > > > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. > > > > > > > > > > > > 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. > > > > > > > > > > > > 6. You watch the Weather Channel. > > > > > > > > > > > > 7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up & break up. > > > > > > > > > > > > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. > > > > > > > > > > > > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." > > > > > > > > > > > > 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids > > > > > > next door won't turn down the stereo. > > > > > > > > > > > > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around > > > > > > you. > > > > > > > > > > > > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. > > > > > > > > > > > > 13. Your car insurance goes down and! your car payments go up. > > > > > > > > > > > > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's > > > > > > leftovers. > > > > > > > > > > > > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. > > > > > > > > > > > > 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! > > > > > > > > > > > > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the > > > > > > beginning of one. > > > > > > > > > > > > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM! would severely > > > > > > upset, rather than settle, your stomach. > > > > > > > > > > > > 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen > > > > > > and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. > > > > > > > > > > > > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." > > > > > > > > > > > > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. > > > > > > > > > > > > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm > > > > > > never going to drink that much again." > > > > > > > > > > > > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for > > > > > > real work. > > > > > > > > > > > > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. > > > > > > > > > > > > 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign > > > > > > that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry > > > > > > old butt. > > > > > > > > [/QUOTE]
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