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<blockquote data-quote="Arnold Ziffle" data-source="post: 72675" data-attributes="member: 43"><p>Technical Terms for Country Folk </p><p></p><p>Log on: making a wood stove hotter </p><p>Log off: don't add no more wood </p><p>Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove </p><p>Download: gettin the farwood off the truck </p><p>Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood </p><p>Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood </p><p>Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood </p><p>Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time </p><p>Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time </p><p>Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside </p><p>Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season </p><p>Byte: what dem flys do </p><p>Chip: munchies fer the TV </p><p>Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag </p><p>Modem: whacha did to the hay fields </p><p>Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife </p><p>Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps </p><p>Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys </p><p>Software: them plastic forks and knifes </p><p>Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn </p><p>Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole </p><p>Main frame: holds up the barn ruf </p><p>Port: fancy Flatlander wine </p><p>Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all </p><p>Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the......</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Arnold Ziffle, post: 72675, member: 43"] Technical Terms for Country Folk Log on: making a wood stove hotter Log off: don't add no more wood Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove Download: gettin the farwood off the truck Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season Byte: what dem flys do Chip: munchies fer the TV Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag Modem: whacha did to the hay fields Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys Software: them plastic forks and knifes Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole Main frame: holds up the barn ruf Port: fancy Flatlander wine Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the...... [/QUOTE]
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