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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 248153" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a</p><p>>deep coma.</p><p>></p><p>>After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees</p><p>>that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about</p><p>>her baby.</p><p>></p><p>>The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The</p><p>>babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be</p><p>>christened immediately - your brother came in and named them.</p><p>></p><p>>The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me</p><p>>brother.........he's a useless good for nothin, clueless, typical Irish</p><p>>twit!"</p><p>></p><p>>Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's</p><p>>name?"</p><p>></p><p>>"Denise," says the doctor.</p><p>></p><p>>The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I</p><p>>guess I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise."</p><p>></p><p>>Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"</p><p>></p><p>>"Denephew"</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 248153, member: 3193"] Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a >deep coma. > >After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees >that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about >her baby. > >The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The >babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be >christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. > >The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me >brother.........he's a useless good for nothin, clueless, typical Irish >twit!" > >Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's >name?" > >"Denise," says the doctor. > >The new mother is somewhat relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I >guess I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise." > >Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" > >"Denephew" > [/QUOTE]
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