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A few things that make you go hmmmm ????
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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Loin" data-source="post: 410797" data-attributes="member: 5601"><p>If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?</p><p></p><p>If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?</p><p></p><p>If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?</p><p></p><p>If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?</p><p></p><p>If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?</p><p></p><p>If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?</p><p></p><p>If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?</p><p></p><p>If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?</p><p></p><p>If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?</p><p></p><p>If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?</p><p></p><p>If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?</p><p></p><p>If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?</p><p></p><p>If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?</p><p></p><p>If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Loin, post: 410797, member: 5601"] If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? If you bear a child, why do you have a cow? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them? If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? [/QUOTE]
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