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A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots
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<blockquote data-quote="TN Cattle Man" data-source="post: 1222259" data-attributes="member: 19746"><p>A Country Founded by Geniuses </p><p>but Run by Idiots</p><p>by Jeff Foxworthy</p><p></p><p>If you can get arrested </p><p>for hunting or fishing without a </p><p>license, but not for entering </p><p>and remaining in the country illegally —</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If you have to get your </p><p>parents' permission to go on a </p><p>field trip or to take an aspirin </p><p>in school, but not to get an abortion — </p><p>you might live in a </p><p>nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If you MUST show your </p><p>identification to board an </p><p>airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, </p><p>or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for </p><p>who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was </p><p>founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If the government wants to </p><p>prevent stable, law-abiding </p><p>citizens from owning gun magazines </p><p>that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets </p><p>to the crazy new leaders in Egypt—</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If, in the nation's largest </p><p>city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, </p><p>because 24-ounces of a sugary </p><p>drink might make you fat —</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If an 80-year-old woman or a </p><p>three-year-old girl who is </p><p>confined to a wheelchair can be </p><p>strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or </p><p>a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched —</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If your government believes </p><p>that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to </p><p>spend trillions more —</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>If hard work and success are </p><p>met with higher taxes and </p><p>more government regulation and </p><p>intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC </p><p>checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots .</p><p> </p><p>If you pay your mortgage </p><p>faithfully, denying yourself the </p><p>newest big-screen TV, while </p><p>your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all </p><p>plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt </p><p>when he defaults on his mortgage —</p><p>you might live in a nation </p><p>that was founded by geniuses but is</p><p>run by idiots.</p><p> </p><p>If being stripped of your </p><p>Constitutional right to defend </p><p>yourself makes you more "safe" </p><p>according to the government — you might live in a nation that was </p><p>founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.</p><p>What a country!</p><p> </p><p>How about we give God a reason </p><p>to continue blessing </p><p>America!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TN Cattle Man, post: 1222259, member: 19746"] A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots by Jeff Foxworthy If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt— you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots . If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. What a country! How about we give God a reason to continue blessing America! [/QUOTE]
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