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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 265036" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.</p><p></p><p>"Why are you staring at me?" she asks.</p><p></p><p>He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."</p><p></p><p>She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."</p><p></p><p>"Well, I've always prayed for a chance to kiss a nun."</p><p></p><p>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:</p><p>#1, you have to be single and</p><p>#2, you must be Catholic."</p><p></p><p>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"</p><p></p><p>"OK" the nun says, "pull into the next alley."</p><p></p><p>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.</p><p></p><p>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.</p><p></p><p>"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"</p><p></p><p>"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."</p><p></p><p>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." :shock:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 265036, member: 1448"] A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. "Why are you staring at me?" she asks. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always prayed for a chance to kiss a nun." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK” the nun says, “pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." :shock: [/QUOTE]
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