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A big shout out to my Amish neighbors
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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1851360" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Oh lardy. Ho chi minh sandals for horses..</p><p></p><p>It sounds like some of the Amish are the Ferengi of the religious world.</p><p><strong>Rules of acquisition and profit</strong></p><p>1. A ferengi without profit is no ferengi at all.</p><p>2. Once you have their money, you never give it back.</p><p>3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.</p><p>4. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity</p><p>5. Small print leads to large risk.</p><p>6. Never place friendship above profit.</p><p>7. War is good for business</p><p>8. Peace is good for business.</p><p>9 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own</p><p>10. Free advice is seldom cheap.</p><p>11. Knowledge equals profit</p><p>12. Females and profit don't mix.</p><p>13. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.</p><p>14. Never have sex with the boss' sister.</p><p>15. Wives serve, brothers inherit.</p><p>16. New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.</p><p>17. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.</p><p>18. A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.</p><p>19. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for profit.</p><p>20. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.</p><p>21. Sometimes the quickest way to find profits is to let them find you.</p><p>22. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.</p><p>23. Profit is its own reward.</p><p>24 Learn the customer's weaknesses so you can better take advantage of them.</p><p>25. If you can't take it with you, don't go.</p><p>26. Faith moves mountains… of inventory.</p><p>27. Everything is for sale, even friendship.</p><p>28. There's nothing wrong with charity… as long as it winds up in your pocket.</p><p>29. Possession is eleven-tenths of the law!</p><p>30. More is good… All is better.</p><p>31. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.</p><p></p><p>(there are many many more... )</p><table style='width: 100%'><tr><td></td></tr></table></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1851360, member: 18945"] Oh lardy. Ho chi minh sandals for horses.. It sounds like some of the Amish are the Ferengi of the religious world. [B]Rules of acquisition and profit[/B] 1. A ferengi without profit is no ferengi at all. 2. Once you have their money, you never give it back. 3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to. 4. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity 5. Small print leads to large risk. 6. Never place friendship above profit. 7. War is good for business 8. Peace is good for business. 9 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own 10. Free advice is seldom cheap. 11. Knowledge equals profit 12. Females and profit don't mix. 13. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. 14. Never have sex with the boss' sister. 15. Wives serve, brothers inherit. 16. New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. 17. Never be afraid to mislabel a product. 18. A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. 19. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for profit. 20. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. 21. Sometimes the quickest way to find profits is to let them find you. 22. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. 23. Profit is its own reward. 24 Learn the customer's weaknesses so you can better take advantage of them. 25. If you can't take it with you, don't go. 26. Faith moves mountains… of inventory. 27. Everything is for sale, even friendship. 28. There's nothing wrong with charity… as long as it winds up in your pocket. 29. Possession is eleven-tenths of the law! 30. More is good… All is better. 31. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. (there are many many more... ) [TABLE] [TR] [TD][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/QUOTE]
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