Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
16 things
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="TnWI" data-source="post: 160554" data-attributes="member: 1920"><p>SIXTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry </p><p> </p><p>1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. </p><p> </p><p>2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." </p><p> </p><p>3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." </p><p> </p><p>4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. </p><p> </p><p>5. You should not confuse your career with your life. </p><p> </p><p>6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. </p><p> </p><p>7. Never lick a steak knife. </p><p> </p><p>8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. </p><p> </p><p>9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. </p><p> </p><p>10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. </p><p> </p><p>11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. </p><p> </p><p>12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. </p><p> </p><p>13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) </p><p> </p><p>14. Your friends love you anyway. </p><p> </p><p>15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. </p><p> </p><p>FINAL Thought for the day: </p><p> </p><p>Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.> (forget that this sentence ends with a preposition!)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TnWI, post: 160554, member: 1920"] SIXTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. FINAL Thought for the day: Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.> (forget that this sentence ends with a preposition!) [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
16 things
Top