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  1. Rockin' J Longhorns

    Delta Flight 15

    Have you ever thought about what happened to all the passengers of planes that were told to land at the first available airport and had to stay there for several days? This is a very touching story of one such plane, written by one of the flight attendants. We were flying over the North...
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    The Danger of Green Grass Snakes

    This is not a true story but it is real funny. :lol: Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous, Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a...
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    Can you read this?????

    >> This is weird, but interesting! >> >> >> >> fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too >>Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. >>i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The >>phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at...
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    great way to BBQ sausages....

    I hope that's not my bull :shock: :shock: :lol: :shock: :shock:
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    The Funeral

    :oops: :clap: :) :clap: :oops:
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    We Have a new GURU

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    Is there a Santa Claus?

    That's a wonderful story Rustler9, it brought tears to my eyes. :cry: If only more people would do things like that at Christmas time to less fortunate people it would be a better world.
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    Growing old or Growing up

    The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us >>to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around >>when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. >> >>I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with >>a smile that lit up...
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    Keep it clean... and kind!

    Well said, Just Curious :clap:
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    TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...

    10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. 9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. 8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf. 7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists. 6. I volunteer to...
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    Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like.

    10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 9. Well, well, well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the dog...
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    Absolutely Stunning

    >>The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, >>never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best >>conversation you've ever had. >> >> >> >>It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's >>also >>true that we don't know...
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    The Pink Dress

    >>Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter >>How busy you may be!!! >> >>The Pink Dress >> >> >>There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. >> >>Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. >> >>Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot...
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    Blood

    >>It's a Wednesday night and you are at a church prayer meeting when >>somebody runs in from the parking lot yelling, "Turn on a radio, turn on a >>radio!" >> >> >>And wh! ile the church listens to a little transistor radio with a >>microphone stuck up to it, the announcement is made: "Two...
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    Horse Shows in Heaven

    :roll: :lol2:
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    Enviormental Quality overload

    The best yet :!: :!: :!: :clap: :lol2: :clap:
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    The Cat

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    The Painter

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    DEEP THOUGHT OF THE DAY

    Congratulations :!:
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    Frank?!?!?!?!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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