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How stable would duck fat be?

That's not a shortcoming, if a man had a sack like a bull it'd be some pain. That's why old men slow down so much, they just say it's their joints. The truth is that to move any faster they'd have to cut two inches off of the top of their cowboy boots.

They're not supposed to have the cell phones in most states, you need to crack down on the COs who bring them in.

With a declining birth rate amongst several key demographics, it's actually way better for all of us if everyone who's "on our side" has a pile of kids.

I give it about 5 minutes worth of trying if I encounter such people and feel like trying. Last time I tried, the lady said that the ideal situation for her would be if a lot of the human population was reduced so all animals could roam free. I left that exchange wondering if getting called...

It takes a marriage, and one that's more stable than not. Children need the see from an early age that there are things in life you can't just walk away from.

They're gonna kick the slop pail them folks is in and go "Yep, that there's people goop"

Yessir.

Genetics is only part of it. People grow where they're planted and can usually only grow as well as they're tended to. That's the thing people miss with raising folks. There isn't just a one and the other, nobody just is a person that's a certain way for no reason. It's all a domino trail of...

Thank you, I have been a writer at times. I used to be very scholarly. Got run out of it. I have a book I'm working on and I write poetry. I have thought to share it here before but who the hell would want to read through that mess? As far as the rest of what you said, I just want to be left...

Yeah. Seen it. It is what it is. Unless you're lucky enough to live in a handful of places on this planet, life is brief, brutal and random. And if you live in those nicer places, the world is complicated, bureaucratic, unnatural and regulated to hell. Every moment that happens is the bleeding...

You missed the most important part. The first people killed after a revolution are the spare revolutionaries.

It's not surprising. Every empire in which cultural disparity between sections of the empire is highlighted has either fallen or Balkanized. As far as tribalism, also only natural, because if this thing goes udders up you'd better have it figured out which side you're on.

I recall a video I saw of a crab that was turned into insta-mash by an underwater pipeline. I imagine that it's probably basically a "blink and you're in your deserved afterlife" kind of thing.

I don't really even see why so many folks want to.

If so I'll claim it for them. I'm a good guy like that.

I don't think anybody's ragging on them for having the money to do it, I'm pretty sure we're all just having a gaff about the fact that it was a bad idea that ended fairly predictably. I'd still make fun of them if the ride had been free.

And now they're Smucker's People Preserves. I hope their heirs use the money wisely.

Row croppers and people who will only buy one tractor.

Hah, no.