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    Daily Chuckle

    I worked in the kitchens for a living back then. She is the neighbors problem now...
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    Daily Chuckle

    New wife, well....just had our 23rd anniversary in March! Excellent cook. We share kitchen duty since I retired.
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    Daily Chuckle

    My first wife invited me for dinner once. She made microwave chicken wings. When she put them on my plate, they were almost thawed out.....
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    A big shout out to my Amish neighbors

    Had a young man show up. Told him what we wanted and where. He was back in a couple days with 4 guys. Did a 20x30 post hay barn and 12 x24 greenhouse in 2 days for the price quoted for just the hay barn, by several other companies. Good workers, quality buildings. He drove his drivers truck up...
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    Too close for comfort.

    Let's see if a ring fits through it, what? Just sayin... I have seen horns go through a lot of things. Good to know the man of steel lives on.
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    Fixed income

    With the way gold is moving, don't count it out. Bullion, ETF, miner stocks, support rolls, etc. It's time, has a lot of solid reasons. Just my 2c. Don't ever bet the farm, on anything!
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    Daily Chuckle

    So ugly, mama had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her.
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    Animal behavior and eclipse

    Our chickens came back to the coop. I would assume to roost, but it was over before they all came home.
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    Animal behavior and eclipse

    Last one I saw was while stationed in Germany a little over 20 years ago. Dark enough to have the streetlights come on during lunch.
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    Exchange student

    Being a German speaking native, my wife would like to speak to someone that knows and understands the language (more than my child like understanding of the language) on a regular basis. Is there a way to request a country of origin when you request to host an exchange student? It would benifit...
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    Daily Chuckle

    It also had a self correcting bad language reminder on the back side of that hand...
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    Exchange student

    My wife of 23years is from Cottbus. Just 45 minutes SE of Berlin. Yes behind the wall for the first 18 years. Been there many times. We met while I was stationed in Baumholder, she lived outside Trier, near the Luxemburg boarder. Life, It's been a wonderful journey so far. Wasn't always this...
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    Day off!

    While stationed in ft Lewis back in the mid 90s. We would go pretty often to climb, hike and run from the top parking lot. I always loved the falls there in the park. We have a picture that sits on our bookshelf of my wife and I with the mountain behind us from about 25 years ago.
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    Post a random picture

    About 4hrs old..
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    Daily Chuckle

    Comedy today.... So at the self check out at Publix. We purchased thermos cups. Sticker on it was 2 for $21.99 but when I scan them, they were priced at $21.99ea. I contact the "overwatch" cashier and he looks at the issue, pulls out his phone flippin through aps on his screen. I figure he is...
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    Post a random picture

    Seems duckie has his own theme music follow him arround on a float.....hmmmm How cool would that be?
  17. 4

    Daily Chuckle

    I don't think one ever kept all its legs around here. Usually ended up as far from the porch as it would go!
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    What have you done lately that made you question your intelligence?

    Grow a bunch of bovine to unimaginable weights then think they would listen when it counts. I need a crazy bull farm kill.....
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    Post a random picture

    Looking for the creamy center no doubt...
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    Post a random picture

    She is bred for the 3rd time since this embarrassment. Was going to make stupid burgers but.... Sold the donkey long ago.
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