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    Where does it go????????

    think of it like this angie Be GLAD you live way way up north. Just think of the pollution in the water, getting more and more polluted as it keeps coming south. by the time it gets down here, you can imagine how yucky it is! At least your water doesnt have as much population north of you to...
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    Fine Art!

    Deer Butt Alien Heads! You can make them yourself!
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    Results Are In

    Now that there is one study I would have liked to be in! :clap: Save a horse, ride a cowgirl!
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    Caption Please

    pssstttt, hay you .... com'ere. Dont tell the girls, but can ya help me get my tail unstuck from this barbed wire?
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    Grinches Beware!!

    These are my favorites!! Amazing how much work they did!! ... re=related ... re=related ... re=related ... re=related...
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    Anybody ever have the same dream twice?

    Oh yeah definately! Scary when that happens too. And Ive had them dejavu dreams too, freaks me out. Then have dreams that are like normal everyday life, normal conversations, and I have a hard time figuring out what was a dream and what was real! That ever happen to you too?
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    More nursing home issues

    My prayers are with you Lammie. I know how hard this is. You need to be sure to take care of yourself to! I know its very stressful and consuming, but you need to take care of #1 or you will be of no use to your folks. My opinion, I think you should move them closer to you too. I do believe if...
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    Dry-Roasted Grasshoppers Start with 24 live insects. Place them in a colander and cover with cheesecloth. Rinse with lukewarm water and place in the freezer. After 20 minutes or so, they will be dead but not frozen. Remove the head, wings and hind legs. Spread them on a cookie sheet and bake at...
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    did ya know?

    Don't yall even try and act like you already knew this either. I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in...
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    Recipe for Life

    Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply: If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She...
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    God's smile

    A smile from God ! Send God's smile to someone you want to bless today
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    Paint & Flaboy's trip to the Sun

    And, boys, remember...if you're peeing in space, make sure you're not peeing into the wind. The gravitational pull of the sun could pull the pee right back in your face! bullbuyer comin to save them see, even the cow knows he should go at night.
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    > ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION > ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME > WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, > AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: > > > 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life. > > 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. > That's why...
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    Paint & Flaboy's trip to the Sun

    I got the vehicles to get em there! This is the theory.. Light travels at a speed of 299,792 kilometers per second; 186,287 miles per second. It takes 499.0 seconds for light to travel from the Sun to the Earth So, if you go faster, then its like running between the raindrops and not getting wet...
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    chapped lips

    Bullbuyer came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as bullbuyer wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." Bullbuyer then moved slowly...
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    flaboy and the snake

    One day flaboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So flaboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake. suddenly the snake spoke. "Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes !" Flaboy put away his gun and said "...
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    Rookie Farmer

    Way back when BackHoeBoogie moved to the country, he decided he was gonna take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later bhb returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies...
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    A few fall pics

    That is really beautiful! specially since I dont get to see them in florida. Thanks for sharing!
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    Real laws?

    Strange Horse Laws Here is a collection of some of the wildest horse laws ever passed. This is a compilation of approximately 41 loony laws. Hope you enjoy! A great many of these laws were aimed specifically at horses and riders. No one knows how they got there and no one living has a memory of...
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    Murphies other laws

    MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS... > > 1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear > bright until you hear them speak. > > > 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well. > > > 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > > 4. A day without...