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    Happy Fathers Day

    This is my first one in 67 years, without mine. He died in October.
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    BY AGE 40 YOU SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THIS: 1. Someone makes 10x more than you do in a 9-5 job because they have more "leverage" with their work. 2. Distraction is the greatest killer of success. It stunts and destroys your brain. 3. You shouldn't take advice from people who are not...
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    !2th line down in the left column
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    What have you done lately that made you question your intelligence?

    I junked a Ford Explorer last year, and cut the seatbelt male part out, and I use them in my trucks to silence that damned buzzer. No matter the make or model of any vehicle, the seat belt dinger NEVER EVER tears up. They need to get whoever makes them, to make the whole rest of the vehicle...
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    Yes, but it takes a spark to ignite it, You can douse a red hot poker in a bucket of gas, no matter how hot it is, or a coal is, or something. But a spark, even a tiny one from static electricity, will ignite those fumes.
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    Lot of non-smokers on here, I see. You can have a five gallon bucket full of gas, and put a cigarette out in it. Has to have flame... a spark...to ignite.
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    A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the...
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