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My wife has been so easy on me this past week, I had to start riding my own azz.

My dad was using a handheld belt sander one time. It had a trigger lock and was locked on full speed when he let his grip loose. It took off across the board toward me and my brother, climbed brothers shirt and tucked right underneath his chin when the cord jerked from the wall. Brother thought...

What if the app could also pull a calf in the cold rain; subscribe then?:ROFLMAO:

I did it again today while moving it from one pond to another, except I was the responsible adult riding shotgun, letting my grandson drive. When we go to the pond, grandson said “hey Grampy, where’s the canoe?” Dad had a saying when one of us boys did something stupid, “Those that can’t see...

Well it’s tough to compete with a good cow snatch photo, but I got some grandkid pictures today.

Now you know what to do in case of fallout…..put it back in and take a shorter stroke.

My wife can cook when she wants, but she’d rather be doing something outside. Her most famous dish is “throwtogether”, which is a mix of the last couple or three nights leftovers. I knew this going in, or rather, I didn’t care. She had me hooked when I made a surprise visit. I drove up and seen...

Did you use the fart button?

Adding to the variety

Hang on a bit longer and we'll be talking about boobs. Patience!

I did the keto diet with my wife about five years ago. It was an effort to eat healthier. I'm a small guy, 5'9" and between 155-160. I could not eat enough to maintain my weight. After about three months, when I got down to 142 and wife started making fun of my bird legs and hatchet azz, I...