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    !2th line down in the left column
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    What have you done lately that made you question your intelligence?

    I junked a Ford Explorer last year, and cut the seatbelt male part out, and I use them in my trucks to silence that damned buzzer. No matter the make or model of any vehicle, the seat belt dinger NEVER EVER tears up. They need to get whoever makes them, to make the whole rest of the vehicle...
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    Yes, but it takes a spark to ignite it, You can douse a red hot poker in a bucket of gas, no matter how hot it is, or a coal is, or something. But a spark, even a tiny one from static electricity, will ignite those fumes.
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    Lot of non-smokers on here, I see. You can have a five gallon bucket full of gas, and put a cigarette out in it. Has to have flame... a spark...to ignite.
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    A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish. She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the...
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    Severe storms hitting north ala and Ga

    I have seen severe straight-line winds and huge hail videos., but haven't heard if there has been a twister yet. Have you heard of any tornados out there?
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    Severe storms hitting north ala and Ga

    @coachg , are you ok? Is it bad over there?
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    Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied: "Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said: "Can't do...
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