After eating the above meal, my belly was warm and fuzzy. I asked prompted the AI to create new lyrics for the Marshall Tucker Band song “Fire on the Mountain”. Here it is; enjoy it in your head…….
Fire in the Belly"
(To be sung to the tune of "Fire on the Mountain")
(Verse 1)
Took my appetite down to the taco stand
Had dreams about the spice and a bottle in my hand
Six long drops of a red, peppered trail
They said heaven's in the sauce, but so far it's been hell
(Chorus)
And there's fire in my belly, tightening in the chair
Coals in my buns, and there ain't no mercy there
Yeah, it's waitin' for me there
(Verse 2)
I was sweating and shaking from five to five
Drinking everything I found just to stay alive
Milk flowed free like the whiskey in the bars
Sizzlin' was the big thing, Lord, and Tums was the star
(Chorus)
And there's fire in my belly, tightening in the chair
Coals in my buns, and there ain't no mercy there
(Verse 3)
Bathroom tiles were the evening treat
Empty Charmin rolls and tears line the floor by my feet
Men have wept out loud for the sake of fun
Or just to hear the flush of their porcelain gun
(Chorus)
And there's fire in my belly, tightening in the chair
Coals in my buns, and there ain't no mercy there
(Verse 4)
Now my bathroom scales, they weep by my grave
Tears flow free for the skin I couldn't save
Wiped down in cold blood by a spice that carried fame
All for a useless and no-good habanero claim
(Chorus)
And there's fire in my belly, tightening in the chair
Coals in my buns, and there ain't no mercy there
Yeah, it's waitin' for me there...
Waiting for me there!