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[MurraysMutts]

I hurt my neck bitting at the bubbles when I farted in the tub!

Hahaha ha!

TWERP!

 

[CowboyRam]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Ouachita]

I hurt my neck bitting at the bubbles when I farted in the tub!

I busted my head open trying to get out of the tub when little brother accidentally sh!t the tub. He'd laugh and sheet, laugh and sheet. We were trying to see who could squeak out the most bubbles.

 

[greybeard]

My thoughts are that some of yall need professional counseling to deal with long standing/unresolved issues regarding gaseous emissions and poop.

 

[Silver]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[Ouachita]

My thoughts are that some of yall need professional counseling to deal with long standing/unresolved issues regarding gaseous emissions and poop.

Yeah, well we've grown up since last Thanksgiving. Not sure what we're doing this Thanksgiving, but will likely involve some tannerite

 

[greybeard]

Hopefully not in your bathtub..

 

[Ebenezer]

Don't be the turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

[Dsth]

I wonder why the vet will tell you that getting a pet euthanized that is suffering and close to the end of life is the most loving thing you can do for him/her. But if I know my quality of life is at the point that I no longer can enjoy life and will die naturally in the near future but will either be in severe pain or drugged to the point that I can't even think for myself, it is against the law here for someone to help me rest in peace. Makes no sense to me.

 

[Jeanne - Simme Valley]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

As much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[CowboyRam]

Would south be up and north down if the magnetic poles were to switch.

 

[SBMF 2015]

 

[CowboyRam]

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Mom had a white 2" belt on top of the fridge, and when she went for the fridge we knew it was time to straighten up.

 

[MurraysMutts]

Mom had a white 2" belt on top of the fridge, and when she went for the fridge we knew it was time to straighten up.

By the time it came it to that, it was too late!!

 

[Peace]

By the time it came it to that, it was too late!!

Sure was, I'm guessing that is probably where "it's all over but the crying" quote came from.

 

[CowboyRam]

By the time it came it to that, it was too late!!

It usually didn't work, but we tried anyway.

 

[wbvs58]

Would south be up and north down if the magnetic poles were to switch.

That's very profound. I'd have to have a good think about that one. Would Santa Claus have to relocate?

Ken

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

WASHINGTON (Nov. 14, 2023) – The National Transportation Safety Board investigation into a multi,- vehicle collision in North Las Vegas, Nevada, last year that resulted in nine fatalities has led the board to recommend a requirement for intelligent speed assistance technology in all new cars. The board issued the recommendations Tuesday at a public board meeting after determining the crash was caused by excessive speed, drug-impaired driving and Nevada's failure to deter the driver's speeding recidivism due to systemic deficiencies, despite numerous speeding citations."

 

[GoWyo]

WASHINGTON (Nov. 14, 2023) – The National Transportation Safety Board investigation into a multi,- vehicle collision in North Las Vegas, Nevada, last year that resulted in nine fatalities has led the board to recommend a requirement for intelligent speed assistance technology in all new cars. The board issued the recommendations Tuesday at a public board meeting after determining the crash was caused by excessive speed, drug-impaired driving and Nevada's failure to deter the driver's speeding recidivism due to systemic deficiencies, despite numerous speeding citations."

Gotta love word salad. Could have just said the crash was caused by a drug-addled idiot who should have been in jail.

 

[greybeard]

or..speed kills.