Travlr
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I got lost at the birthday suit...
Back in the day, back when God was in diapers, I'd go skinny dipping. But now... the mental image is traumatizing.
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Back in the day, back when God was in diapers, I'd go skinny dipping. But now... the mental image is traumatizing.
Ouachita
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You, or God?
Travlr
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Me... you... everyone except the Swedish bikini team.You, or God?
(Or those that could qualify.)
CowboyRam
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Kinky
4hfarms
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Have to ask, when was the last time you fried a hamburger steak, or anything else while naked? Guess ima quick learner... I was young and healthy, and was still something to look at back then.
Don't fry bacon naked
Ouachita
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On the topic of doing things naked, I recently read about skydiving naked. Apparently it's a thing, kinda like the mile high club. The funniest part of the stories were them describing the different whiffle ball noises that some folks make during the fall.
MurraysMutts
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CowboyRam
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I'm getting to fat and ugly to do anything naked anymore.
Ouachita
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Yes, it could, if we keep discussing it. The pilots had descriptive names for the jumpers (back when there were only two genders, of course). As I recall, there were "udders" and "rudders", and "whistlers" and "thumpers".This topic could turn real bad, real fast....
You can use your imagination to out "who's who"
Ouachita
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MurraysMutts
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In case anyone is wondering.....
Zebras are black with white stripes.
Zebras are black with white stripes.
Caustic Burno
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Trees always fall to maximize damage.
CowboyRam
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I hate it when you are tired at 5pm with two hours of drive to get home; you finally can go to bed at 11pm you just can't sleep. Here it is almost 1am and I am wide awake.
A big one hammered a picnic table and the kiddie swings in the day use area of the park some time last night.
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4hfarms
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Sleepless nights usually happen when there is something important to do the next day.
CowboyRam
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I was going to go back today to set up a corral to receive my cows, but decided to push it off until Sunday. All that driving through the sage bush and fixing fence in it has really flared up my allergies. All I did today was look at a riding lawnmower and get some hay ready for the next three days. Tuesday the cows ship to the ranch.
Caustic Burno
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I have lost a bedroom, car and truck to a tree along with other assorted farm equipment.
I have no clue how many miles of barbed wire.
Ouachita
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I usually take my Bluetooth speaker when checking cows, and play something that keeps them stepping. This morning, I asked Bailey "what song is it chuwanna hear?"
Nope, not Skynyrd. She wanted to hear the cow patty song, so I obliged.
Nope, not Skynyrd. She wanted to hear the cow patty song, so I obliged.
We should get whoever is praying for rain to pray for our bank accounts...just a thought
