I met my GF at the grocery store, well she's really not my GF yet, but we are friends on FB and I stalk her every move.
I go buy groceries everyday day just to see her.
We play this game where she hides from me, but I always find her.
When I do she gives me that cute little playful look, you know the one if you come another step closer I'll kick you in the nuts.
She a thin bleach blonde that's half my age and as tall as I am.
It's been hot and she's a smart girl and dresses for the weather. Shorts, tank top and cowgirl boots. I'm guessing she's a country girl and works cattle so that's why she wears the boots.
She carries a knife in her boot top. I know this cause she's shown it to me a couple times.
Ive even seen her tuck a pint of whiskey there.
We get along pretty good. She'll help me carry my groceries out. I always give her a tip and she'll give me a hug.
It's a fun little game we play, each tip I give I get a hug. Sometimes I run plumb out of cash.
She has a BF, he's a big muscled up tattooed kid. He rides a big motorcycle and picks her up from work.
But I think I can win her over and I can take that big muscled up boy if he wants to try me.
He may be big, strong and young, but I'm old and wise. I'll put some karate moves on him