RebelCritter
Well-known member
All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow
Wake Up in a Happy Mood...
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk...
When chewing your cud, remember -
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol - and no taste...
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence -
Turn the Udder Cheek and Mooo-ve on...
Seize every opportunity and
Milk it for all it's worth...
It's Better To Be Seen and Not Herd...
Honour Thy Fodder and Thy Mother
and All Your Udder Relatives...
Never Take Any Bull From Anybody...
Always Let Them Know Who's The Boss...
Stepping on Cow Pies Brings Good Luck...
Black and White is Always an Appropriate Fashion Statement...
and Don't Forget to Cow-nt Your Blessings Every Day!
Wake Up in a Happy Mood...
Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk...
When chewing your cud, remember -
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol - and no taste...
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence -
Turn the Udder Cheek and Mooo-ve on...
Seize every opportunity and
Milk it for all it's worth...
It's Better To Be Seen and Not Herd...
Honour Thy Fodder and Thy Mother
and All Your Udder Relatives...
Never Take Any Bull From Anybody...
Always Let Them Know Who's The Boss...
Stepping on Cow Pies Brings Good Luck...
Black and White is Always an Appropriate Fashion Statement...
and Don't Forget to Cow-nt Your Blessings Every Day!
