Can you say 'sheath' in public without blushing?
Do you drive a truck with some type of towing package and/or dual rear wheel when everyone else you know drives a real car?
Do you have more than one type of trailer because you own cows?
Do you spend your hoildays going to shows, sales, clinics, and seminars when everyone else goes on
cruises?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make a doctor leave in disgust?
Do you consider formal wear clean jeans and freshly scraped boots?
Does the inside of your home look like your interior decorator is 'Sullivan Show Supply'?
Do you often have barn boots on your front porch?
Is your mail made up primarily of breed magazines and sale catalogs?
Do your shirt pockets often contain bits of feed, hay, and empty syringe covers?
Do you worry about paying your monthly feed bill before you think of paying your electric bill?
When you meet a person, do you ask how many cows they have, and pity them if the answer is none?
Do you remember the name of a great-great-great grandsire when you can't remember your own Great grandfather's name?
Is your primary dream in life to breed the perfect calf?
Do you find non-cow people boring?
Do you have a collection of halters and showsticks even larger than your collection of cows?
Does you halter collection include more than four calf halters, all the same size?
Do you know more than five people this list fits exactly?
Do you drive a truck with some type of towing package and/or dual rear wheel when everyone else you know drives a real car?
Do you have more than one type of trailer because you own cows?
Do you spend your hoildays going to shows, sales, clinics, and seminars when everyone else goes on
cruises?
Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make a doctor leave in disgust?
Do you consider formal wear clean jeans and freshly scraped boots?
Does the inside of your home look like your interior decorator is 'Sullivan Show Supply'?
Do you often have barn boots on your front porch?
Is your mail made up primarily of breed magazines and sale catalogs?
Do your shirt pockets often contain bits of feed, hay, and empty syringe covers?
Do you worry about paying your monthly feed bill before you think of paying your electric bill?
When you meet a person, do you ask how many cows they have, and pity them if the answer is none?
Do you remember the name of a great-great-great grandsire when you can't remember your own Great grandfather's name?
Is your primary dream in life to breed the perfect calf?
Do you find non-cow people boring?
Do you have a collection of halters and showsticks even larger than your collection of cows?
Does you halter collection include more than four calf halters, all the same size?
Do you know more than five people this list fits exactly?
