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<blockquote data-quote="SBMF 2015" data-source="post: 1638049" data-attributes="member: 39695"><p>An old farmer died and went to the pearly gates. When he gets there St. Peter greets him and they start talking. St. Peter asks the farmer what he would like to do in heaven? The farmer thinks on it and replies that he always enjoyed feeding cattle on earth and was pretty good at it. </p><p>St. Peter says that he will set the farmer up to feed cattle in heaven and gives the farmer directions to his new feedlot. </p><p>The next morning the semis pull in and unload the nicest most even set of yearling steers the farmer has ever seen. </p><p>As the days go by the farmer can't believe how these steers grow, he could almost see them getting bigger.</p><p>The days go by and the farmer starts to get worried. The cattle were almost finished and the cattle buyer had not been around to look at them.</p><p>The farmer started asking around if anyone knew a cattle buyer. </p><p>Finally out of desperation the farmer went and saw St. Peter. He says St. Peter I have a terrible problem; These strs grew amazingly, and the next load is showing up next week, but I can't find a cattle buyer to sell my fats to. St. Peter looked at the farmer straight faces and said : Oh I forgot to tell you, you won't find a cattle buyer in heaven.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SBMF 2015, post: 1638049, member: 39695"] An old farmer died and went to the pearly gates. When he gets there St. Peter greets him and they start talking. St. Peter asks the farmer what he would like to do in heaven? The farmer thinks on it and replies that he always enjoyed feeding cattle on earth and was pretty good at it. St. Peter says that he will set the farmer up to feed cattle in heaven and gives the farmer directions to his new feedlot. The next morning the semis pull in and unload the nicest most even set of yearling steers the farmer has ever seen. As the days go by the farmer can't believe how these steers grow, he could almost see them getting bigger. The days go by and the farmer starts to get worried. The cattle were almost finished and the cattle buyer had not been around to look at them. The farmer started asking around if anyone knew a cattle buyer. Finally out of desperation the farmer went and saw St. Peter. He says St. Peter I have a terrible problem; These strs grew amazingly, and the next load is showing up next week, but I can't find a cattle buyer to sell my fats to. St. Peter looked at the farmer straight faces and said : Oh I forgot to tell you, you won't find a cattle buyer in heaven. [/QUOTE]
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