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<blockquote data-quote="HDRider" data-source="post: 1546500" data-attributes="member: 17025"><p>"One night a state cop saw a car riding along at 22 miles per hour. He put on his lights and pulled the car over. He approached the window and saw that there were 5 old ladies in the car that looked shocked and pale.</p><p></p><p>The old lady who was driving said "Officer, I don't get why you pulled me over. I was going the speed limit exactly. What is the issue?"</p><p></p><p>He said "Ma'am you were not going over the speed limit, however driving under the limit is dangerous too."</p><p></p><p>The lady responded, "I disagree sir. I was going 22 mph, the exact speed limit."</p><p></p><p>The officer laughed and said "22 is not the speed limit, it is the route number." Feeling embarrassed she thanked the police officer.</p><p></p><p>He stopped and said "Before I let you go, is everyone ok? The other ladies seem a bit unsettled." The lady responded and said "Oh they will be fine in a minute. We just got off of route 119."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HDRider, post: 1546500, member: 17025"] "One night a state cop saw a car riding along at 22 miles per hour. He put on his lights and pulled the car over. He approached the window and saw that there were 5 old ladies in the car that looked shocked and pale. The old lady who was driving said “Officer, I don't get why you pulled me over. I was going the speed limit exactly. What is the issue?” He said “Ma'am you were not going over the speed limit, however driving under the limit is dangerous too.” The lady responded, “I disagree sir. I was going 22 mph, the exact speed limit.” The officer laughed and said “22 is not the speed limit, it is the route number.” Feeling embarrassed she thanked the police officer. He stopped and said “Before I let you go, is everyone ok? The other ladies seem a bit unsettled.” The lady responded and said “Oh they will be fine in a minute. We just got off of route 119.” [/QUOTE]
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