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<blockquote data-quote="Nesikep" data-source="post: 1528277" data-attributes="member: 9096"><p>A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to</p><p>speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."</p><p></p><p>The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let me hear the good news first."</p><p></p><p>The Attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that</p><p>she invested $5,000 in two pictures which she thinks will bring a minimum of</p><p>$15-20 million. I think she could be right."</p><p></p><p>Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! </p><p>You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"</p><p></p><p>The Attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nesikep, post: 1528277, member: 9096"] A New York Attorney representing a wealthy art collector phoned and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day, let me hear the good news first." The Attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures which she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The Attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." [/QUOTE]
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