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<blockquote data-quote="KMURBAN" data-source="post: 1489112" data-attributes="member: 32786"><p>This guy moves to the country and wants to be a farmer, so he visits his neighbor and says I want to be a farmer what do I need ?</p><p>His neighbor says well first you need a cock. a cock he says ? </p><p>Ya you know a rooster to wake you up every morning to start work.</p><p>Neighbor says I've got a few, here you can have one.</p><p>So the man goes to the next neighbor and says I want to be a farmer, what do I need?</p><p>Neighbor says you must have a pullet. A pullet he replies? </p><p>Yes you know, a young hen so you can have eggs. She says I've got several, here you may have one. Thank you he replies.</p><p>So he goes to the next neighbor and says I want to be a farmer, what do I need ?</p><p>Well, all farmers need a azz , a azz he replies? Yes you know, a donkey to do the hard work for you. He says where can I find one one of thoes, the farmer replies, I've got one I can spare, but he's lazy and likes to lay down on the job, but all you have to do is scratch him behind the ear and he'll get up again. Great the guy says I'll take him. </p><p>So the guy is walking home and donkey decides to lay down, he doesn't know what to do, he has a chicken in each hand.</p><p>He sees a nice lady walking by and says, mam could you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my azz.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KMURBAN, post: 1489112, member: 32786"] This guy moves to the country and wants to be a farmer, so he visits his neighbor and says I want to be a farmer what do I need ? His neighbor says well first you need a cock. a cock he says ? Ya you know a rooster to wake you up every morning to start work. Neighbor says I've got a few, here you can have one. So the man goes to the next neighbor and says I want to be a farmer, what do I need? Neighbor says you must have a pullet. A pullet he replies? Yes you know, a young hen so you can have eggs. She says I've got several, here you may have one. Thank you he replies. So he goes to the next neighbor and says I want to be a farmer, what do I need ? Well, all farmers need a azz , a azz he replies? Yes you know, a donkey to do the hard work for you. He says where can I find one one of thoes, the farmer replies, I've got one I can spare, but he's lazy and likes to lay down on the job, but all you have to do is scratch him behind the ear and he'll get up again. Great the guy says I'll take him. So the guy is walking home and donkey decides to lay down, he doesn't know what to do, he has a chicken in each hand. He sees a nice lady walking by and says, mam could you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my azz. [/QUOTE]
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