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<blockquote data-quote="HDRider" data-source="post: 1475300" data-attributes="member: 17025"><p>A biker who had a little too much to drink is riding home from the city one night and, of course, his bike is weaving violently all over the road.</p><p>A cop pulls him over. </p><p></p><p>"So," says the cop to the drunk biker, "where have ya been this evening?" </p><p>"Why, I've been to the bar, of course," slurs the drunk biker. </p><p></p><p>"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." </p><p>"I did all right," the drunk biker says with a smile.</p><p></p><p>Folding his arms across his chest the cop asks, "Did you know that a few intersections back, your wife fell out off the bike?" </p><p></p><p>"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk biker, "for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HDRider, post: 1475300, member: 17025"] A biker who had a little too much to drink is riding home from the city one night and, of course, his bike is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the drunk biker, "where have ya been this evening?" "Why, I've been to the bar, of course," slurs the drunk biker. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk biker says with a smile. Folding his arms across his chest the cop asks, "Did you know that a few intersections back, your wife fell out off the bike?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk biker, "for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." [/QUOTE]
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