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<blockquote data-quote="bbirder" data-source="post: 1415492" data-attributes="member: 14490"><p>Old but good!</p><p></p><p>Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."</p><p></p><p>A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."</p><p></p><p>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.</p><p></p><p>"Well," the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"</p><p></p><p>That must've been scary," says the teacher.</p><p></p><p>"It sure was," says the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'"</p><p></p><p>"And before he could say 'F**k!' the rottweiler ate him!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bbirder, post: 1415492, member: 14490"] Old but good! Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," the little girl began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" That must've been scary," says the teacher. "It sure was," says the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'" "And before he could say 'F**k!' the rottweiler ate him!" [/QUOTE]
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