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<blockquote data-quote="D2Cat" data-source="post: 1668960" data-attributes="member: 19322"><p>So as the couple got older the husband became worried that his wife's hearing was fading. But he was afraid to confront her about it for fear she would be upset about the idea that she is aging.</p><p></p><p>He devised a plan to check without the risk of an insult.</p><p></p><p>She was in the kitchen preparing dinner. From the bedroom he yelled, "What's for dinner?"</p><p></p><p>No response.</p><p></p><p>So he moved to the the living room and again yelled, "What's for dinner?"</p><p></p><p>Again, no response.</p><p></p><p>He moved to the dinning room, closer to the kitchen. Once again, "What's for dinner?"</p><p></p><p>Still nothing.</p><p></p><p>He then proceeds to the kitchen, still speaking loudly, "What's for dinner?'</p><p></p><p>Again, nothing but silence.</p><p></p><p>She's standing at the sink with her back to him. He comes around behind her, arms around her waist and says into her ear, using his normal speaking tone, "What's for dinner?"</p><p></p><p>She turns, gives him <em>the look</em>, and says . . .</p><p></p><p>"FOR THE FIFTH TIME, IT'S CHICKEN!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="D2Cat, post: 1668960, member: 19322"] So as the couple got older the husband became worried that his wife's hearing was fading. But he was afraid to confront her about it for fear she would be upset about the idea that she is aging. He devised a plan to check without the risk of an insult. She was in the kitchen preparing dinner. From the bedroom he yelled, "What's for dinner?" No response. So he moved to the the living room and again yelled, "What's for dinner?" Again, no response. He moved to the dinning room, closer to the kitchen. Once again, "What's for dinner?" Still nothing. He then proceeds to the kitchen, still speaking loudly, "What's for dinner?' Again, nothing but silence. She's standing at the sink with her back to him. He comes around behind her, arms around her waist and says into her ear, using his normal speaking tone, "What's for dinner?" She turns, gives him [I]the look[/I], and says . . . "FOR THE FIFTH TIME, IT'S CHICKEN!" [/QUOTE]
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