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Summer Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by TUESDAY JUNE2, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a...

we are having ticks really bad here. my daughter is like some kind of magnet to them :( but the good thing is she knows when she has one and just as calm as can be tells me "mom, i have another tick" and she is only 6 years old. my son has started to attract them too!! must be something i...

I didn't mean it in any mean way-- I just thought it was a funny joke. I would have posted it no matter who it was about... sorry didn't realize the politics of it all!! ;-)

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I am not one of those people. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. -------------------------------------------- 1 Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, 'My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night'? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a...

This is worrying Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains...

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include: . The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. . The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. . The...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came...

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious...

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the...

I remember them (the fizzies) so well, that I just bought them for the kids a few months back!! They didn't care too much for them, but they did like to watch them fizz!! Still have some in the cabinet!! ;-)

Oh goodness, I just love candy corn, but just the regular kind, not the candy apple or carmel flavored ones! And the circus peanuts are good too!! Of course that would only mean that I would like the peeps, but only if they are pretty much stale!! Odd person I am!!! ;-)

How to Poop at Work > > We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all > kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing > down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, > the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at > work, following is...

Rather it is true or not, I am going to look in my list and make any changes necessary! This is something I have never really given any thought to. I figured it was the better thing to have in there a home or husband number. Guess what -- I was proved wrong AGAIN!! hate when this happens...

We call our son Bacon and my is Poobutt---but just for the record it has to do with shampoo and a toilet seat!! and a friend that helps out has the name "yup" cause that is all you ever heard him say!! ;-)

checked the baby again last night and several times today (whenever I am over there) and he (which I thought was a she before he stood up) was still red and I am going to doubt that it changes. Just amazes me!! but then again, it don't really matter what color he turns out, as long as he...

I am so excited that we finally had our baby calf. I wasn't sure the exact date momma was bred :o so it has been one of the watch and wait kinda things.. And boy have I been waiting!! Went down this morning and there she was.. Momma was black and daddy was black but we got a beautiful...

oh my my my ... I really hope this is a joke, even though I can see it happening!! This gave me a good chuckle for the day. Knowing that I have been close to that point!! ;-)

I normally listen to country and some oldies. I make my own cd's with a bunch of mixed up songs that go anywhere from new country, old country to the oldies. People look at me like I am crazy when I put it in!!

If you have a newer phone, you can get one of the sd cards to put it in your phone (it is alot smaller than the one in cameras, but comes with an adapater) it normally goes behind the battery next to the sim card. It will move your pictures onto it and then you can take the card out and put it...