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Crowderfarms

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Crowder's 2010 Census

The 2010 Federal Census For The Deep South

Last name: ________________

First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other___________________

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Corrupt Politician
(_) Preacher

Spouse’s Name:_________________________
2nd Spouse’s Name:______________________
3rd Spouse’s Name:______________________
Other:___________________

Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: ______

Number that are yours: ______

Mother’s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you:
(_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own: ___
Number of vehicles that still start: ___
Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
:
Model and year of your pickup: 196_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

Numbers of times you've seen a UFO:_____

Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____

Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Color of eyes:
Left______ Right_____

Color of hair:
(_) Blond
(_) Black
(_) Red
(_) Brown
(_) White
(_) Clairol

Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
(_) road?
 

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They don't send censuses to where I live apparently. I guess when they send someone around to ask me personally, that's what I'll get asked. :D
 

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ga.prime":2vfe6x83 said:
They don't send censuses to where I live apparently. I guess when they send someone around to ask me personally, that's what I'll get asked. :D

Since we don't have a mailbox at our "residence", we didn't receive one either.
 

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Texas Gal":11hjbp4d said:
ga.prime":11hjbp4d said:
They don't send censuses to where I live apparently. I guess when they send someone around to ask me personally, that's what I'll get asked. :D

Since we don't have a mailbox at our "residence", we didn't receive one either.
I have mailboxes at 2 residences and neither got a census form.
 

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angie":3s3tch10 said:
WASHINGTON – Five states — New York, California, Texas, Arizona and Florida — are perilously close to losing out on congressional seats because of lackluster participation in the U.S. census.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100428/ap_ ... l_response
:D Angie, thnks for bringing us all back down to reality with that sobering news!
 

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I don't know about the rest of the folks in Texas but I done mine the same day I gots it and mailed it back. looked pretty much like Crowders ceptin they wanted to know if all the chillins had the same last name. :shock: I tols them heck no, how would we call thems fo supper since they all was called bubba fo the first name.
 

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ga.prime":35eul3r1 said:
angie":35eul3r1 said:
WASHINGTON – Five states — New York, California, Texas, Arizona and Florida — are perilously close to losing out on congressional seats because of lackluster participation in the U.S. census.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100428/ap_ ... l_response
:D Angie, thnks for bringing us all back down to reality with that sobering news!

Yeah.......not supposed to count the aliens. :)
 

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1982vett":2qr6lqxe said:
ga.prime":2qr6lqxe said:
:D Angie, thnks for bringing us all back down to reality with that sobering news!

Yeah.......not supposed to count the aliens. :)
Yeah, I thought about that before posting it, but then figured it was important information (not important enough to start a new thread, but ok to tag onto this instead ~ yes?). Besides, I figured (as one of the few out-of-the-closet democrats on the board) you guys seem to have no problem ignoring my comments anyhow. :lol2: :help:
 

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we have lived here for 26 years. filled out census in1990,2000' pay taxs pay ss, have the same address,,but have not seen a census.
 

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The lil workers are out and about, they came here the other night I was milking, my son was outside, he later told me they stopped looking for an address they were lost-he said he had no clue, and they left. I would hate to be one of them around here, I imagine being lost to them is gonna be a all day affair- :lol:
 

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angie":33ewy56w said:
1982vett":33ewy56w said:
ga.prime":33ewy56w said:
:D Angie, thnks for bringing us all back down to reality with that sobering news!

Yeah.......not supposed to count the aliens. :)
Yeah, I thought about that before posting it, but then figured it was important information (not important enough to start a new thread, but ok to tag onto this instead ~ yes?). Besides, I figured (as one of the few out-of-the-closet democrats on the board) you guys seem to have no problem ignoring my comments anyhow. :lol2: :help:
Its not because you are an "out of the closet" democrat we ignore you we just ignore you because we can
 
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