onecowfarms
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Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip
for equipment parts is a vacation.
You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden
hose before your wife would let you in the house.
You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population,
herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years
ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased
a piece of equipment.
You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors
crops.
You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip
for equipment parts is a vacation.
You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden
hose before your wife would let you in the house.
You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population,
herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years
ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased
a piece of equipment.
You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors
crops.