Worlds thinnest books

[dun]

This is an "equal opportunity" politically incorrect series.



"World's Thinnest Books"


FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore !


MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno & Whoopi Goldberg


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton


MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman


THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry


AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC





A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian



THE GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


DELICIOUS SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by PETA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

[curtis]

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[Horticattleman]

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[Gate Opener]

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I would like to add:

INCOME TAX PREPARATION FOR ILLEGALS



LOW COST HEALTH INSURANCE

 

[Angus Guy]

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


Might be thicker than you think. Seems like in the Amish and Mennonite areas around here there is a phone on pole every couple miles.

 

[Rustler9]

Oh, we forgot one-
Weapons of Mass Destruction by George W Bush

 

[chrisy]

how to bring our troops home
G.W.Bush and Tony Blair.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[VanC]

how to bring our troops home
G.W.Bush and Tony Blair.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Smart Blondes I've Known" by VanC

Sorry, hon, I couldn't resist.

 

[dun]

how to bring our troops home
G.W.Bush and Tony Blair.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Smart Blondes I've Known" by VanC

Are you writting the sequel, "Calm Redheads I've known"?

dun

 

[VanC]

how to bring our troops home
G.W.Bush and Tony Blair.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Smart Blondes I've Known" by VanC

Are you writting the sequel, "Calm Redheads I've known"?

dun

Just started it. Should be done in a few seconds.

 

[chrisy]

how to bring our troops home
G.W.Bush and Tony Blair.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Smart Blondes I've Known" by VanC

Sorry, hon, I couldn't resist.

that's quite alright darlin' that should have taken you all of three seconds to write my name...