World's Thinnest Books

[Crowderfarms]

World's Thinnest Books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVAT IONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

 

[Medic24]

Very Good!

I know this may be kinda sad, but I always thought that Ellen Degenerate was always kinda hot looking even if she is a lebanese. :lol:

 

[brokenmouth]

I know this may be kinda sad, but I always thought that Ellen Degenerate was always kinda hot looking even if she is a lebanese. :lol:

that is sad. you need to come down off that mountain once in a while

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

I know this may be kinda sad, but I always thought that Ellen Degenerate was always kinda hot looking even if she is a lebanese. :lol:

that is sad. you need to come down off that mountain once in a while

The boy aint gettin no oxygen to the brain up there.

 

[Arnold Ziffle]

Dang Medic, it sure took guts to admit that! I hope you don't allow your wife to read your musings on this board. :lol:

I saw Ellen on one of the late night shows recently, for the few moments that it took for me to find the remote control, and I have to admit that she looked a lot better than in the past. She actually had on a bit of makeup and looked somewhat presentable, but a long way from "hot". Most of the time she wears no makeup and dresses in the most unflattering outfits, like something a male plumber or house painter would wear -- looks "like something the cat drug in".

k.d. lang is another real turnoff.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Medic, You wouldn't be offended if I posted that pic of you and Rosie O'donell would you?

 

[dun]

A Brit told me the 3 shortest books were the Polish gourmet cook book, The book of Italian war heros and the Irish book of logic

dun

 

[Crowderfarms]

Dun You forgot one of the most important; Camilla's beauty Secrets
Co- Authored by prince Charles...