worlds best short joke of the year

[MistyMorning]

A three year old boys examined his nether(edited) regions while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet" she replied

 

[cowspider]

:shock: :roll: :cboy: :?:

 

[Sir Loin]

worlds best short joke of the year

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
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(think about it!)

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :roll: ;-) :clap: :tiphat:

 

[Lammie]

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 - 8 - 9.

Then there is my favorite:

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible.

 

[flaboy]

God gave men a brain and a penis and not enough blood to run both at the same time. :shock:

 

[MistyMorning]

Well I'm off to the middle school now. blahboy? any notes you want me to pass to your friends there?

 

[flaboy]

Well I'm off to the middle school now. blahboy? any notes you want me to pass to your friends there?

Yeah, tell BullBuyer, MikeC, cfpinz, and I will be by to break him out as soon as we get through flushing the M80 down the toilet.