Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case
you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you
die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well.. Just get up and
dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for
them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors but they all have to
learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
left open.
you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case
you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you
die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well.. Just get up and
dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often
much jollier than the people who have to wait for
them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may
also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors but they all have to
learn to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you
left open.
