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1) Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress! But then I repeat myself.
............Mark Twain

2) I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity
is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the
handle.
...........Winston Churchill

3) A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
support of Paul.
............George Bernard Shaw

4) A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
............G. Gordon Liddy

5) Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
...........James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

6) Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor
people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
............Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown
Univ.

7) Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
..............P.J O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

8) Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors
to live at the expense of everybody else.
.........Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

9) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few
short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
.......Ronald Reagan (1986)

10) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts.
............Will Rogers

11) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free.
........P.J. O'Rourke

12) In general, the art of government consists of taking as much
money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
..........Voltaire (1764)

13) Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you.
..........Pericles (430 B.C.)

14) No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature
is in session.
..........Mark Twain (1866)

15) Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it.
........Unknown

16) The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
...........Ronald Reagan

17) The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of
misery.
.........Winston Churchill

18) The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that
the taxidermist leaves the skin.
.........Mark Twain

19) The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is
to fill the world with fools.
..........Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

20) There is no distinctly native American criminal class...
save Congress.
..........Mark Twain

21) What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
.........Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

22) A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything you have.
..........
 
Another one from Ronald Reagan:The nine most feared words in the English language are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
 
VanC":2gtauzel said:
Another one from Ronald Reagan:The nine most feared words in the English language are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

That's classified as one of the 2 biggest lies. The other is when they say that the response is "and we're glad you're here"

dun
 
In the beginning God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made boards of education.--Mark Twain

Twain doesn't get half enough credit for his insight, his caustic delivery or his sheer intelligence.
 
"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt" -- Mark Twain

One of my favorites....
 
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