Will the real Warren Allison…

[TCRanch]

One of my sorority sisters first name is Kelly, married a guy whose last name is Kelly.

 

[gcreekrch]

We have two neighbours, last names are Cox and Dyke

 

[gcreekrch]

I wish Warren would post some pictures of his place, or prison cell, or whatever. I need to get the vision of a 5 foot tall wannabe biker, smoking weed and following around behind all the little animals in his dreams and writing about them. Maybe he waves the rainbow flag on his scooter.

 

[CowboyRam]

The Drama is getting pretty deep in this thread.

 

[Travlr]

The Drama is getting pretty deep in this thread.

Yeah, I'm not sure where that came from...

 

[Ouachita]

Yeah, I'm not sure where that came from...

It came from frustration.Anytime there is a fake in my presence, my eyes are wide open and I'm spring loaded for bear.

Maybe I shouldn't be this way, but I've had enough bad experiences with fake people to last me the rest of my lifetime. I don't want and certainly don't need any more squirrels in my little tree.

You do you. If you want to be friends with it, have at it. I have time for a lot of people that aren't like me, but I can't tolerate a thief. Someone that impersonates themself or presents themselves as another person is stealing the truth.

 

[Rafter S]

One of my sorority sisters first name is Kelly, married a guy whose last name is Kelly.

I have a coworker whose last name is May. His ex-wife's first name is April, so while they were married she was April May.

 

[greybeard]

It came from frustration.Anytime there is a fake in my presence, my eyes are wide open and I'm spring loaded for bear.

Maybe I shouldn't be this way, but I've had enough bad experiences with fake people to last me the rest of my lifetime. I don't want and certainly don't need any more squirrels in my little tree.

You do you. If you want to be friends with it, have at it. I have time for a lot of people that aren't like me, but I can't tolerate a thief. Someone that impersonates themself or presents themselves as another person is stealing the truth.

I bet you don't meet a lot of fake pilots in you line of work....

That underlined part holds true for all liars. I'm ok with one of those 'tall tales around the campfire' kind of things or a little embellishment in a 'Now boys, this is a no shitter' type stories but there's a line in the dirt where it becomes something else..

 

[Ouachita]

GB, you're up awful late.

I just came here to say that I have a customer named Smith Thomas

 

[Ouachita]

I bet you don't meet a lot of fake pilots in you line of work....

That underlined part holds true for all liars. I'm ok with one of those 'tall tales around the campfire' kind of things or a little embellishment in a 'Now boys, this is a no shitter' type stories but there's a line in the dirt where it becomes something else..

Yes, I don't give liars or thieves any slack, because they'll take it up and want more.

 

[greybeard]

GB, you're up awful late.

I just came here to say that I have a customer named Smith Thomas

I'm on a medical schedule.
Gotta take some drugs on schedule...
every 8 hours and I started em at 6pm the 1st day.

 

[Ouachita]

I'm on a medical schedule.
Gotta take some drugs on schedule...
every 8 hours and I started em at 6pm the 1st day.

Well you've got a better excuse than me. I'm just up and awake. I'll probably find a shot of bourbon and a Benadryl here in a few. Might even sneak outside and smoke a cigarette (if I'm brave enough to fudge the door open without waking the wife)
Dang. I'm whooped

 

[greybeard]

Nov 1, I quit cigs .............again but I think it's gonna stick this time.

 

[Ouachita]

I'm trying. That's why I'd have to sneak out. I'm not a sneaky person, so it's hard to sneak one without her getting suspicious

 

[greybeard]

That's how I always failed in the past...kept sneaking one or 2 here n there. I've been a good boy this time. so far.

 

[Ouachita]

That's how I always failed in the past...kept sneaking one or 2 here n there. I've been a good boy this time. so far.

You're giving me hope. And besides that, if I wake her up on the sneak out, she'll slap me into next week, and make me like it.
She's just that way

 

[wbvs58]

I'm trying. That's why I'd have to sneak out. I'm not a sneaky person, so it's hard to sneak one without her getting suspicious

My brother in law had a stroke just after Xmas, according to my sister he gave up cigarettes 20 years ago, he confessed to my sister that he had been smoking cigars instead, those Willem 2, apparently 5-6 a day, probably had no trouble getting away with it while he was working but since retiring I think their little dog must be the most walked dog around. He was found unconscious on a pathway at 11.00pm with the dog.

Ken

 

[Ouachita]

My brother in law had a stroke just after Xmas, according to my sister he gave up cigarettes 20 years ago, he confessed to my sister that he had been smoking cigars instead, those Willem 2, apparently 5-6 a day, probably had no trouble getting away with it while he was working but since retiring I think their little dog must be the most walked dog around. He was found unconscious on a pathway at 11.00pm with the dog.

Ken

Buzzkill

 

[Ouachita]

My brother in law had a stroke just after Xmas, according to my sister he gave up cigarettes 20 years ago, he confessed to my sister that he had been smoking cigars instead, those Willem 2, apparently 5-6 a day, probably had no trouble getting away with it while he was working but since retiring I think their little dog must be the most walked dog around. He was found unconscious on a pathway at 11.00pm with the dog.

Ken

you probably fart in church, doncha?

 

[Ouachita]

Hey guys, sorry for my sarcasm. Thinking this is withdrawals. I'll be better tomorrow.

EDIT- okay, it's already tomorrow. Next day. Damn.